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Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
No Matter Where You Go, There You Are.
My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student.
Cats Flattened While You Watch.
I May Be Drunk but You're Ugly - and I will be sober tomorrow.
Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS
Dare to keep the CIA off Drugs.
Forget the Whales, Save the Cowboy.
Eat American Lamb. Ten Million Coyotes Can't be Wrong.
Old Skiers Never Die. They Just go Downhill.
Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.
Commit Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty.
Happiness is the Ball in the Fairway.
My Karma just ran over your Dogma.
I brake for Hallucinations.
Illiterate? Call This Number for Help...
Welcome to Colorado - Now Go Home
I'm OK. You're So-So.
Smile - Its The Second Best Thing you can do with Your Lips.
"Telling an Old Person He's Useless is Abortion on the Other End"
Use Caution in Passing - Driver Chewing Tobacco
If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be a Sacrament
Ask First If The Animal Wants To Be Killed
Your Mother's Choice was Pro-Life. [Waah...]
Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can
If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range
This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random
Black Holes Suck.
And Finally, "Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers."

Submitted by: AG, Austin, TX

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