Sports/college Jokes

Aggie Accident   (# 41)

There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Jayhawk who were out hunting. The Jayhawk brought back a big buck.
''How did you get that?'' they all asked.

''I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot a buck.'' Then the longhorn brought back an elephant.

''How did you get that?" they all asked.

''I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot an elephant.'' Then the Aggie came back all beat up.

"What happened?" they all asked.

"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I got hit by a train."



Submitted by: lhd, San Diego, Ca


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