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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end
up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,
she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with dozens and dozens of
cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows covering the entire
wall! It is obvious that he has taken quite some time to lovingly
arrange them and she is immediately touched by the amount of thought he
has put into organizing the display.

There are small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears
running all the way along the top shelf.

She finds it strange for a young guy to have such a large a collection
of Teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention
this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. All
the while thinking to herself "Oh, bless my soul! Maybe this guy could
be the one! Maybe he could father my children?"

She turns to him. They kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes
off and make hot, steamy love.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
man, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman
rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

Submitted by: dah, San Antonio, Tx

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