My Favorite Joke

Medical Jokes

A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says,

"Well that's great...... just great.....Some asshole's got my pen."

Submitted by: ZK, New Hyde Park, NY