My Favorite Joke

Law/Political Jokes

THE WORST FOURSOME IN GOLF:

1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON

WHY, YOU ASK?
well . . .

1. Monica is a HOOKER
2. O. J. IS A SLICER.
3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER,
and . . . .
4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST.

Submitted by: LL, Leawood, KS