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LAST YEAR I REPLACED ALL THE WINDOWS IN MY HOUSE, WITH THOSE EXPENSIVE DOUBLE-PANE ENERGY EFFICIENT KIND. BUT THIS WEEK I GOT A CALL FROM THE CONTRACTOR COMPLAINING THAT HIS WORK HAD BEEN COMPLETED A WHOLE YEAR AGO, AND I HAD YET TO PAY FOR THEM!

BOY OH BOY, DID WE GO AROUND! JUST BECAUSE I'M BLONDE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I AM AUTOMATICALLY STUPID!

SO, I PROCEEDED TO TELL HIM JUST WHAT HIS FAST TALKING SALES GUY HAD TOLD ME LAST YEAR...THAT IN ONE YEAR THE WINDOWS WOULD PAY FOR THEMSELVES!

THERE WAS A SILENCE ON THE OTHER END OF THE LINE SO I HUNG UP AND I HAVEN'T HEARD BACK.

Submitted by: ELD, Overland Park, KS

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