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WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX:  (# 129)

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their
40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a
headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."

Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that
reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last'."


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