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An elderly couple went in together for their annual
medical examinations. After examining the man, the
doctor then said, "You appear to be in good health. Do
you have any medical concerns that you would like to
ask me?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex
with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and
sweaty, and then, after I have sex with my wife the
second time, I'm usually cold and chilly."

After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said:
“Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any
medical concerns that you would like to discuss with
me?"

The wife replied that she had no questions or
concerns. The doctor then replied: "Your husband has
an unusual concern. He claims that he's usually hot
and sweaty after having sex the first time with you
and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do
you have any idea why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart!" she replied. "That's because
the first time is usually in July and the second time
is usually in December."

Submitted by: JDH, Kansa City, MO

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