Religious Jokes

Two Bees  (# 94)

Two bees met by a weed field. One asked the other
how things were going. "Really bad," said the second
bee, "the weather has been really wet and damp and
there aren't any flowers or pollen, so I can't make
any honey."
No problem," said the first bee, "Just fly down
five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see
all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and
there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh

Thanks for the tip," said the second bee and flew

A few hours later the two bees ran into each other
again and the first bee asked, "How'd it go?"

"Great," said the second bee, "It was everything you
said it would be. There was plenty of fruit there and,
oh -- such huge floral arrangements in the centerpieces at every

"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the
first bee.

That's my yarmulke," said the second bee, "I didn't
want them to think I was a wasp."

Submitted by: JGE, Overland Park, Ks

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