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Little Johnny  (# 93)

A stranger was seated next to little Johnny on the plane when the
stranger turned to the young man and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and
said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first: a horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass---the same stuff. Yet, a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"




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