Medical Jokes

Migraines  (# 84)

A man went to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.
When the doctor did his history and physical, he discovered that the
poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.

"Listen," said the Doc, "I have migraines, too, and the advice I'm
going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school,
but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for
a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water
I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin, "Doc! I took
your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"

"Well," said the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient added, "You have a REALLY nice
house."

Submitted by: AG, Austin, TX

Average User Rating: 7.5  (based on 6 users)
Rate This Joke:
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
BAD   GOOD
Email to a Friend

Main Page  |   Submit a Joke  |   About Us  |   Contact Us