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Your call  (# 79)

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."

The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west."

Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy Captain! Change your course, sir!"

"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."

Now the captain is furious: "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"

There's one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call, sir."

Submitted by: EAG, San Antonio, Tx

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