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REJECTED US STATE MOTTOS (# 71)
-Literacy ain't everything
-Ya want fries with dat?
-Come, freeze your butt off
-Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds
-At least we're not Mississippi
-The Granola State
-Nobody's actually from here
-Fast reloading lanes available
-The really long state
-Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here
-Official home of the winter ski bunny
-Way too close to New York
-You'll need a map to find us
-So close to Washington you can smell it
-The Gunshine State
-Elephant Graveyard; where the old Republicans go to die
-Senior citizen discounts available
-Come, enjoy the humidity
-The snow capital of the US
-Home of the Rednecks
-Gateway to Florida
-Confederate money welcome
-Sure, we've got Interstates... drive on over
-Book 'em Danno
-Tom Selik, Jack Lord, Don Ho - Paradise!
-Come, get lai-ed
-Ain't nothing here
-We don't care if you spell potato with an "e"
-Land of a billion "eyes"
-Land of the voting dead
-Gateway to Iowa
-Home of David Letterman
-Just east of Omaha
-It's easy to spell
-Hayfever capital of the Midwest
-Dole slept here
-There's no place like home
-Ya want flat, we got flat
-Tobacco is a vegetable
-We're all related
-Gateway to Nashville
-Swim the beautiful Bayou
-Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you
-You can spit on Canada from here
-If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us
-Home of the young girls from Nantucket, also the home of Ted Kennedy,
-Land of the free, home of the Buick
-Not Sweden, but we try to act like it
-Sure beats Canada
-We're lucky we can spell it
-Why would you want to come here?
-Gateway to Kansas
-Here's mine, Show Me yours
-We're better than Illinois
-Land of the Big Sky, and very little else
-We've got lots of 10'x10' shacks in the woods
-It's where you're wanted.
-At least our cows are sane.
-More corn than Kansas
-Go to Kansas, turn north
-More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too)
-2 words - Death Valley
--3:5 you'll leave broke
We have our own nuclear testing site
-Like Old Hampshire, only newer
-About as exciting as Vermont
-You have the right to remain silent,
-You have the right to an attorney...
-Tell 'em Guido sent ya
-Lizards make excellent pets
-We have reservations
-Alien Welcome Center - Roswell
-At least we're not New Jersey!
-We're more than a big city; we're a state
-Like we CARE about a motto
-English spoken here; sometimes
-Five million people; Fifteen last names
-We're bigger than South Carolina
-The OTHER South Dakota
-Don't judge us by Cleveland
-Proud polluters of Lake Erie
-We're easy to spell
-We're OK, you're NOT!
-I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto
-As pretty as California but not as weird
-We're not named after a musical instrument
-You can see the sunset from here
-Cook with coal
-Free lube job with oil change
-Size ain't everything
-Nobody famous came from Rhode Island
-Just south of North Carolina
-Closer than North Dakota
-The Educashun State
-Thank goodness we've still got Elvis
-A great fixer-upper
-Si Hablo Ingles
-See, EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!
-Our Jesus is better than your Jesus
-At least our sheep can't talk
-Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns
-Please don't confuse us with West Virginia!
-We like our state, so STAY OUT!
-Where "family values" has a different meaning
-Land of funny accents.
-Where men are lonely and sheep are scared
EAG, San Antonio, Tx
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