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What's the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Men will screw anything.

How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls.

Why don't men eat M&M s?
They're too hard to peel.

What do you call a man with an IQ of 50?
Gifted.

What's a man s idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.

How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
He's breathing.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.

How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know it s never happened.

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are
handicapped.

Submitted by: EAG, San Antonio, Tx

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