Religious Jokes

Prayers  (# 64)

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem, I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible."

"My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

The next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, our prayers have been answered!"

Submitted by: EAG, San Antonio, Tx

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