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Why?  (# 57)

100 people die on ballpoint pens every year.
On average, people fear spiders more than death.
How come 35% of people who use dating adds are already married?
Women blink twice as much as men?
Did you know that the Main Library at Indiana University sinks an inch every year because when it was built, construction workers forgot to account for all the books?
A snail can sleep for 3 years. And I only get to sleep till 11.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
An ostriches eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know people like that)
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Almost everyone who reads this will try and lick their elbow.

Submitted by: nd, minneapolis, mn

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