Religious Jokes

The Ditching Pastor  (# 519)

One Sunday morning a pastor wakes up to prepare the sermon. He looks outside and thinks that it would be a beautiful day for golfing. He calls a deacon and tells him that he is sick. Then he drives to the golf course. While this is happening, Moses and God are standing up in heaven. Moses says, "God, he didn't go to church. What are you going to do?" God says, "I have an idea." On the first hole, the pastor swings, the ball goes up, up, up, and lands right into the hole. Moses was confused. He says "God, why did you do that? That was the most perfect shot I have ever seen!" And God says, "Yeah, but who's he gonna tell?"

Submitted by: K.L., Charleston, SC

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