Old Age Jokes

Two Dogs  (# 486)

A Man asked his neighbor ,who was a little old lady ,to watch his dog for a few days while he was out of town. " I just don't know," says the little old lady. "I am nervous about it. You have a boy dog and I have a girl dog. I don't think I can do that." " It will be all right ,"said the man. Finally she agrees.

Very late at night, the little old lady hears howling and a lot of commotion in the backyard. She goes outside to investigate. She finds the boy dog and girl dog are "locked in together."

There is a lot of noise. She cannot get them to separate. Finally she decides to call her vet. " Sorry to call so late", she said. "I am so upset. I need your help." She explained about the boy dog and girl dog and how much noise they were making. "Calm down," said the vet."I can help you. When we hang up, take your telephone and put it next to the dogs. I will call and when the phone rings they will separate."

"How do you know it will work?" she says.

"It did with me!" the vet replied.

Submitted by: ACD, Overland Park, Ks

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