Blonde Jokes

BOB & Blonde  (# 485)


Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.. He sat
down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of
a man on the
ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the
bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling
to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob,
saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm
news, and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...

Submitted by: SP, Overland Park, KS

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