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WHAT DID THE PRISONOR USE TO CALL HIS FRIEND?

Answer:A CELL PHONE

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS IN FRONT OF A DOOR?

Answer:MAT

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND LEGS IN WATER?

Answer:BOB

HOW MANY BLONDS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

Answer: 3, 1 TO HOLD THE LIGHT BULB AND 2 TO SPIN THE LADDER.



Submitted by: B.S, crystal lake, il


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