Law/Political Jokes

Sleep with Eyes Open  (# 429)

According to, golfer John Daly now says that whole incident at a North Carolina Hooters could have been avoided if only his friends had known that when hes tired, stressed and drunk he tends to sleep with eyes open. Sort of like someone in a coma. Upon hearing this former Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin admitted that she too suffers from the same affliction. In fact, she confessed that she was asleep during the entire Katie Couric interview

Submitted by: TT, Avondale, AZ

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