My Favorite Joke

Miscellaneous Jokes

A tourist in Egypt met a man in a bar. "What do you for a living?" he asked.
"I'm a camel castrator."
"That's an interesting job," mused the tourist. "Tell me, how do you castrate a camel?"
"You go behind him and spread his legs. Then you take a big rock in each hand and smack his testicles between the rocks."
"Wow! That must really hurt."
"No, you just have to keep your thumbs out of the way."

Submitted by: R.H., Parsons, KS