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Patently Pertinacious  (# 373)

A duck walked into a general store, waddled up to the counter and asked, "Got any grapes?"

"No," said the clerk.

The following day the duck was back again. "Got any grapes?" he asked.

"No," said the clerk, becoming irritated.

The next day the duck came in again. "Got any grapes?"

"No!" yelled the clerk. "I've told you before, we don't have any grapes! I'm getting so fed up with all this that if you come in here again and ask for grapes, I'm going to take a hammer and nail your webbed feet to the floor!"

The next day the duck came in again. "Got any nails?"

"No," replied the clerk.

"Good," said the duck. "Got any grapes?"

Submitted by: R.H., Parsons, KS

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