Law/Political Jokes

Please, Be My Guest  (# 371)

Two new prisoners were shown to their cell.

"How long are you in for?" asked the first.

"Eighteen years," replied the second. "How about you?"

"Twenty-five years. So since your getting out first, you'd better have the bed by the door."

Submitted by: R.H., Parsons, KS

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