Miscellaneous Jokes

EXPECTANT FATHERS  (# 366)

3 proud fathers waiting for wives to have their babies.
the doctor comes out to first father.
Congratulations, you are the proud father of twins.
1ST father says. how funny, i work for doublemint.
2nd father
Doctor says, Congratulations, you are the proud father of triplettes.
Proud father says, how funny, i work for AAA.
3rd father
Doctor says, congratulations. Where did he go, as he sees the 3rd father
booking out as fast as his feet could go,
HEY, says the Doctor, Don't you want to know what you had?
HECK NO, says the 3rd father, I work for 7-11



Submitted by: LN, SAN MATEO, CA


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