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a New discovery  (# 363)

A man not just any man a foolish one who wants to be famous, so thinks of discovering something so...

He has a pet spider he takes it
1)cuts 1 leg off and tells it to move, it moves
2)cuts 2 more off and tells it move, it moves slower
3)cuts 3 more off tells it move and with lot of difficulty it moves
(SO NOW ONLY 2 LEGS LEFT SINCE A SPIDER HAS 8 LEGS
4)cuts the last leg tells it to move. It moves very very slowly
5)cuts the last one off tells it to move. it dose not. shouts but it still dosen't move.

THEN HE GOES OUT AND ANNOUNCES HIS DISCOVERY-

SPIDERS BECOME DEAF WHEN YOU CUT ALL ITS LEGS OFF.

Submitted by: s., Manama, 61


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