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Ageing Baby Boomers' Hit Songs (# 336)
Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate ageing baby boomers. Among the favorites:
Herman's Hermits; "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"
The Bee Gees; "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"
Bobby Darin; "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"
Ringo Starr; "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"
Roberta Flack; "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Johnny Nash; "I Can't See Clearly Now"
Paul Simon; "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"
Commodores; "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"
Marvin Gaye; "I Heard It Through The GrapeNuts"
Procol Harem; "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"
Leo Sayer; "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
The Temptations; "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"
Abba; "Denture Queen"
Tony Orlando; "Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall"
Helen Reddy; "I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore"
Willie Nelson; "On The Throne Again"
Leslie Gore; "It's My Procedure And I'll Cry if I want to"
js, overland park, ks
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