A WOMAN"S DREAM  (# 319)

A woman hurries home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband says, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says.
"Just get the hell out."

Submitted by: ELD, Overland Park, Ks

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