Be Careful What You Believe (# 318)
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. After a few minutes he says to the bartender, "Hey, if I show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, will you give me another beer on the house?" "We'll see," said the bartender, "I've had alot of nuts come in here, and I've seen some pretty amazing things in my day."
So the man pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano from his briefcase, and puts them on the bar. Then the hamster begins to play Chopin.
"Not bad," said the bartender, "but I'll need to see more."
"Okay, hold on," says the man as he pulls out a frog from his briefcase. Suddenly the frog starts singing "My Way."
A patron nearby jumps up from his table and says, "That's amazing! I'll give you $1,000 right now for that frog!"
"Sold!" says the man, who exchanges the frog for the cash.
The bartender then says to the man, "You know, it's none of my business, but I think you just gave away a real fortune in that frog."
"Not really," says the man, " the hamster is also a ventriloquist."
R.H., Parsons, KS
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