Religious Jokes

Dog Problem  (# 301)

Morty visits the veterinarian and says, "Dr. Saul, my dog has a big problem."

Dr. Saul asks him, "So what kind of dog is this?"
"He's a Jewish dog. His name is Irving and he can talk," says
"He can talk?" the doubting doctor asks.
"Watch this!" Morty points to the dog and commands: "Irving,
Irving the dog begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and
says, "So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me
around like I'm nothing. You only call me when you want something and then you make me sleep on the floor, with my arthritis. You
give me this fahkahkta food with all the salt and fat, and you tell me it's a special diet.
It tastes like dreck! YOU should eat it yourself! And do you ever take me
for a decent walk? NO--it's out of the house, a short pish, and
right back home. Maybe if I could stretch out a little,
the sciatica wouldn't kill me so much! I should roll over and play dead for real, for all you care!"
Dr. Saul is amazed. "This is remarkable! With such a dog, what
could be the problem?"
Morty exclaims, "He can't hear ! I said 'fetch,' not 'kvetch'

Submitted by: BG, Mcallen, Tx

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