Religious Jokes

Inner Peace  (# 288)

The way to achieve inner peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me,
And we all could use a little...calm!!! By following the simple advice I
read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........ the article
read:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished...and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a
bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild
Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of
chocolates. You have no idea how freakin good I feel....

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...
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Submitted by: ALG, Topeka, Ks

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