Man and woman on a Train  (# 279)

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though
initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired
and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.

Submitted by: LL, Leawood, KS

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