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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies!!!!!

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red
wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. Germans drink a
lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Submitted by: BG, McAllen, Tx

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