Old Age Jokes

little old lady  (# 265)

A little old lady in the nursing home held up her clenched fist and announced, "Anyone who can guess what I have in my closed hand can have SEX with me tonight!" And elderly gentleman in the rear called out, "an elephant!" She replied, "close enough!"

Submitted by: JDH, Kansa City, MO

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