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Dear Spike  (# 261)

Dear Spike:
I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo, and pierced nose.

I now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really should not have reacted the way I did to the fact that you have never held a job. I am sure, too, that some other very nice people live under the bridge in the park.

Sure, my daughter is only 17 and wants to marry you instead of going to Harvard on a full scholarship. After all, you can't learn everything about life from books. I sometimes forget how backward I can be. I was wrong. I was a fool I have now come to my senses and you have my full blessing to marry my daughter.

Your future father-in-law..

P.S. Congratulations on winning the Powerball lottery

Submitted by: PH, Kansas City, MO

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