Law/Political Jokes

President Bush  (# 256)

It seems President Bush and Pope John Paul were in a boat when the Pope's hat flew off. One of the Secret Service agents was getting ready to dive into the water to retrieve the hat when the President stopped him. The President calmly got out of the boat, walked on the water, and retrieved the Pope's hat. The Pope was impressed. The next day's newspaper headline was, "Bush Can't Swim".

Submitted by: R.H., Parsons, KS

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