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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last
request, Dear," he said. "Of course, John, " his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob." "But I
thought you hated Bob," she said. With his last breath John said, "I

A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come Back
to his hotel. When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, "Am I the
first man you ever made love to?" She looks at him thoughtfully for a
second before replying. "You might be," she says. "Your face looks

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to
me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She
sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think
I should do?" "Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm
down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

Submitted by: SG, Leawood, KS

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