Religious Jokes

Close to God  (# 253)

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to
God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. . . "God, what does a million
years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." Smith asks, "And what
does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Smith asks," Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute".

Submitted by: SG, Leawood, KS

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