Plane Crash (# 243)
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a plane crash
over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together.
"Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter. "I know you guys think we
summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that
happen. Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready... We
can't take you in and we can't send you back..."
Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this is St. Peter.
Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't
expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only be a few of days. What d'ya say?"
Reluctantly, the Devil agreed. However, two days later... St. Peter got a call.
"Pete, this is Lucifer. Hey, you gotta come get these guys. This Pope
fellow is forgiving everybody, the Graham guy is saving everybody, and
that Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning."
LS, San Antonio, Tx
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