Miscellaneous Jokes

On The Moon  (# 235)

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual communication traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Just before he reentered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Soviet or American space programs. Over the years, many people questioned Mr. Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Mr. Armstrong always just smiled and would not answer. On July 5, 1996, in Tampa, Florida while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 27 year old question to Mr. Armstrong again. This time, he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Mr. Armstrong felt he could answer the question. "When I was a kid, I was playing baseball with a friend in my backyard. My friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of my neighbor's bedroom windows. My neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As I leaned down to pick up the ball, I heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky saying, 'Oral sex! You want oral sex? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon.'"

Submitted by: R.H., Parsons, KS

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