Religious Jokes

Up In The Air  (# 232)

A protestant minister, a Catholic priest, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The minister explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back, and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the circle God kept. The priest claimed that his method was almost the same, except that what landed outside the circle went to the priest and the money that landed inside the circle God kept. The rabbi said, "I've got you both beat. I throw the money into the air and what God wants, God takes."

Submitted by: R.H., Parsons, KS

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