Religious Jokes

A Visit To The Doctor  (# 228)

A mother, Ms. Jones, took her sixteen-year-old daughter to the doctor. "Doctor, it's my daughter, Amy," Ms. Jones said. "She keeps getting these cravings. She's sick most mornings, yet she keeps putting on weight." The doctor gave Amy a thorough examination, then turned to the mother. "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Amy is pregnant-about four months would be my guess." Ms. Jones was astonished. "Pregnant! She can't be-Amy has never even been alone with a man!" She turned to her daughter. "Isn't that right dear?" "That's right, Mother!" Amy insisted. "I've never even kissed a man!" The doctor walked to the window and stared through the glass. Three minutes later, he still had not said a word. Finally Ms. Jones asked , "Is there something wrong out there, doctor?" "No, not really," the doctor replied. "It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over a hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"

Submitted by: R.H., Parsons, KS

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