Religious Jokes

Rooms Galore  (# 226)

A man dies and goes to heaven. Upon arrival God asks the man what his religion is. The man replies that he's a Methodist. God directs him to "room number 51" but instructs the man to "be very quiet while going by room number 25". Later, a woman dies and goes to heaven. God asks for her religion and she says it's Baptist. God instructs her to go to "room number 55" but to "be very quiet while going by room number 25". A little later another man dies. God asks for his religion and the man says he's Jewish. God directs him to "room number 62" but asks the man to "be very quiet while going by room number 25". The man replies, "I can understand why different religions would be assigned to different rooms but why must I be quiet while going by room number 25?" God responds, "Well, that's because all the Catholics are in room number 25 and they think they're the only ones up here in heaven."

Submitted by: R.H., Parsons, KS

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