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Mother's Day Wish  (# 221)

A man asked his wife what she'd like for Mother's Day.
"I'd love to be six again, " she replied.
On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose early, got up, made her a
nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her off to the local
theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
shake.
Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you ass!"

The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

Submitted by: lhd, San Diego, Ca

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