Miscellaneous Jokes

An Evening Out  (# 219)

Three friends, a deer, a skunk, and a duck, went out for dinner one evening. They had a wonderful meal and then the waiter brought the check. The deer said, "Sorry guys, I don't have a buck". The skunk said, " I'm sorry too. I don't even have a cent." The gracious and generous duck replied, " Ah, that's alright fellas. We'll put it on my bill."

Submitted by: R.H., Parsons, KS

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