Great Date (# 201)
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of
the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her place for a nightcap... and stay for breakfast. They had a
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies...
Wait for it...
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
"You just happened to catch my eye."
JS, Overland Park, ks
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