Religious Jokes

The Vacation  (# 199)

The Vacation

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to
thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had
difficulty coordinating their travel schedules.

It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday and his
wife would follow him the next day.

Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he
decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis.
However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory' following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
"To: My Loving Wife From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as
mine was.
P.S. - Sure is hot down here."

Submitted by: js, overland park, ks

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