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Why I fired my secretary  (# 189)

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't

feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast

knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,

"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning,

let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's

wives for you, the children will remember.

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a

word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling

pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said,

"Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday!". And I felt a

little better that someone had remembered. I worked

until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said,

"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and

it is your birthday...let's go to lunch, just you and


I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've

heard all day.

"Let's go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out

to a private little place. We had two martinis and

enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,

it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back

to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if

you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and

slip into something more comfortable" "Sure!" I

excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,

she came out carrying a huge birthday cake -----

followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our

friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ----

on the couch ----


Submitted by: alg, Topeka, KS

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