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Craps Game  (# 178)

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped off her
clothes, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs a new
set of clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped
up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then
picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly
departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were
watching!"
Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all
men are men.


Submitted by: HK, Overland Park, KS

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