Jewish Grandmother (# 175)
A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach. He's playing in
the water, she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet,
when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly
onto the spot where the boy is wading.
The water recedes and the boy is no longer there, he was swept away.
The grandma holds her hands to the sky, screams and cries: Lord,
how could you?
Haven't I been a wonderful grandmother?
Haven't I been a wonderful mother?
Haven't I kept a kosher home?
Haven't I given to the B'nai B'rith?
Haven't I lit candles every Friday night?
Haven't I gone to Temple every Sabbath?
Haven't I tried my very best to live a life that you would be proud of?
A voice then booms from the sky,
"All right, enough already!"
A few minutes later another huge wave appears out of nowhere and
crashes on the beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there,
not harmed at all.... He is smiling and splashing around as if nothing had
The voice booms again. "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied now?"
She responds, "He had a hat..."
LL, Leawood, KS
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